MLIA Quotes-- Mostly Harry Potter!

Today, my friend and I decided it would be a good idea to ding dong ditch someone and leave a cardboard cut out of Prof. Snape sitting there. I read a MLIA from someone who found our cutout. I'm glad that our cutout ended up in the right hands. MLIA

Today, the doorbell rang and I proceeded to answer it. On my doorstep was a giant cardboard cutout of Snape. I have no idea who left it there, but it is now sitting in my living room, next to my couch. MLIA.

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to go to the movies. we put on our coats and scarves. while waiting outside the theater to buy tickets, a little girl walked up to us, stared at my boyfriend as though she was scared, looked at me in a disgusted way and said "i thought you were better than this!" we were thoroughly confused until we realized I had bushy brown hair and was wearing a scarlet and gold scarf. he has silvery blond hair and had an emerald scarf. I love this little girl, and completely agree. MLIA

Today in my history class, we were talking about the British empire. My teacher said he would give 2 extra credit points to the person who could do the most genuine british accent. I won. Little does he know I just moved here from England 5 months ago. MLIA.

Today, my sister and I were watching the fifth "Harry Potter" movie and my mom was on the computer. My sister was admiring the beauty of Hogwarts and said "Mom, why did we have to be muggles?" My mom replied without looking up from her computer "Speak for yourself, Squib." Awesome. MLIA.

Today, I mistyped my friend's phone number when sending a text, and ending up talking with a complete stranger for 20 minutes. We had an intense conversation about the importance of Defense Against the Dark Arts in Hogwart's curriculum. Even though I totally forgot to text my actual friend, I think I just met my soul mate. MLIA

Today, while sitting at a stoplight, I glanced at the people in cars around me. The lady next to me looked very impatient. She clapped her hands together once, and the light turned green. I'm now convinced she's a witch. MLIA

Today, I was listening to my schools announcments, they said Extreme Chess Club was canceled because of injuries. That made my life. MLIA

I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA

Today,I discovered that Microsoft Word no longer counts "Dumbledore" "Voldemort" or "Hogwarts" as misspelled words. This made me exceedingly happy. MLIA

Today, I asked my Kindergarten class what they should do after escaping a fire in their house. (It's Fire Safety Week.) One little boy said he knew a song about 911. Thinking it was a cute little song he learned in pre-school I asked him how the song went. He then proceeded to sing "Somebody call 911, shawty's fire burning on the dance floor..." At least five others joined in. MLIA

Today, my youngest sister's friends pestered her to give in and read Twilight, so tonight, she put a copy of it in her backpack. Shocked that she would actually read it, I picked it up and opened it to see how far she had gotten. When I opened it I found that she had merely taken the slipcover of our other sister's copy of Twilight and put it on her own copy of Harry Potter 4. So. Proud. MLIA

I hope these made you smile! Just know, your as lame as I am!